theplanetofsound:

Sex Pistols Perfume

According to the press realease:

“Is this the scent of anarchy?
Certainly, there’s a revolution in this bottle.
It’s in the fresh, restless bite of lemon,
sharpened and intensified by a defiant black pepper.
It’s in the unruly turbulence of a prune
and an in-your-face ambrette.
Electrified by aldehydes, you can feel the pure energy,
pared down and pumped up by leather, shot through
with heliotrope and brought back down to earth
by a raunchy patchouli.
To wear this scent, you must resist tradition, fight conformity,
and disregard aromatic conventions.
In the spirit of punk, you are willing to express yourself with abandon.
You take risks, and you wouldn’t be adverse to creating a little mayhem.
Sex Pistols, the perfume.
Feed your inner rebel. – via press release

I can’t even describe how ridiculously funny I find this…