September 2011
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When the World Ends...
Grandad: They keep saying the world's ending. Would you eat me if you had no other option?
Me: .......................{Speechless}
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February 2011
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Grandad: Did you leave the tree in the car?
Me: What? Tree?
Grandad: It's a small tree. I saw you with it.
Me: Oh, you mean the car air-freshener?
Grandad: Yeah!
*Thought he'd actually lost the plot for a minute!*
October 2010
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NEW YORK JUNK = BEST BAND EVER! →
Molly: Who's that?
Me: My Mum!
Molly: Since when?
Me: Since forever!!!!
September 2010
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SAVE THE 100 CLUB! →
WE CANNOT LET IT BE CLOSED DOWN.
August 2010
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July 2010
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I write like Vladimir Nabokov →
Books in my Life
‘The Book of the Film of the Story of my life’ - William Brandt, ‘1988’ - Caroline Coon, ‘The Bell Jar’ - Sylvia Plath, ‘Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking Glass’ - Lewis Carroll…..
June 2010
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Boycott BP →
Sickening photos of the damage caused by those greedy f**kers at BP. PLEASE BOYCOTT BP!
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Drunken Balordi →
BUY, BUY, BUY!!!!!!
11 tracks for 8 quid. BARGAIN. :)
The Waiting Game....
Waiting in for a parcel, the only help they can give me is that it’ll be here between 7am - 9pm. That helps…! >:(
April 2010
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Career Opportunities.......
Yesterday I applied for 3 jobs, lets hope I get an interview for at least one of them……
March 2010
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Sign this petition to get the soundtrack to... →
DO IT NOW!
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“I know you’re heading for trouble, you wear a leather jacket…”
– “Alibi” - The ‘B’ Girls
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My last day as a teenager.
Mum: Are you looking forward to your birthday tomorrow?
Me: Mmm...
Mum: I've bought you a cake!
*I don't like cake that much.
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Patti Palladin →
I recently added 3 new videos to Patti’s fan site, check them out at the link. These 3 are very new videos - recorded at the Steve New benefit gig (7th January 2010.) I’ll also be adding some older videos too.
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Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Off to see Alice in Wonderland on 7th March (also my 20th!)
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‘Nothing Else to Do’ - THE RED LIGHTS...
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Husband talk with an 80+ yr old @ work
Kath: Where's your husband?
Me: I'm not married, only 19!
Kath: Silly fool he is.
Me: Who?
Kath: Your husband, for not marrying you.
Me: Nevermind.
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February 2010
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Patti Plinko and the Boy →
1 word = beautiful.
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THE BERMONDSEY JOYRIDERS' "Football" (World Cup... →
You needa click the link and listen to The Bermondsey Joyriders’ “Football” - (World Cup version!) NOW!
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